has a 4x10^-4 chance of dying this year. And so do you.

thinks verbing wierds words.

likes living in emacs.

is learning emacs.

is packing Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 number 2!

is merely Codd's instrument.

is thinking perhaps being an early adopter isnt all that it's cracked up to be http://ping.fm/gbs3b

is getting Groovy

Tris's Theorem: Head proximity to keyboard (h) is inversely proportional to funk output (f) such that h ∝ 1/f

is a perfectionist with a deadline

is nuking his cold with tabasco, cayene and habaneros - he doesn't feel any better, but now he doesn't notice the cold...

knows the true purpose of X - better text resolution

loves how you can type CREATE DATABASE with one hand, whilst holding down shift... Conspiracy? You decide!

is doing things as quickly as possible (but no quicker)

isn't crazy, he's just not user friendly

The aftermath of my xbox modding!